Never Argue with a Woman

Between visiting family, stuffing myself with turkey and all the trimmings, and shuttling the kids to their activites, I haven't had time to update the blog.

So en lieu of an actual 'update', here is something my friend Beth sent me which made me laugh out loud.  Enjoy!!

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Never Argue with a Woman 
 

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. 

Although  not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to  take the boat out. 

She  motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her  feet up, and begins  to read her  book.  
 

The  peace and solitude are  magnificent.  

Along  comes a Fish and Game Warden in his  boat.. 
   
He  pulls up alongside the woman and  says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 
 

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'isn't that obvious?') 
 

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm  not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I  see you have all the  equipment.  For  all I know you could start at any  moment.
I'll  have to take you in and write  you up.' 
 
'If  you do that, I'll have to charge you with  sexual assault,' says the  woman. 

'But I haven't even  touched you,' says the Game  Warden. 
  

'That's true, but you  have all the  equipment.  For all I know you could start at any moment.' 

  'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 
 

 MORAL:     

  Never argue with a woman who reads.   It's likely she can also think.