This is how her mind works...

I was making nachos, and was singing: "Nacho Man" (from the Simpsons) at the same time.

Marin pipes up: "I not a Nacho Man."

So I said: "No, you're a Nacho Girl!"

She replied: "No, I not a Nacho Girl."

Me, "Well what are you then?"

Her response?  "I a superstar!"

You go girl!